#SCP

Each recipe will include a Skinny Cook Problem. The archive of them will be posted here!

#1. Even though you weigh less than 90 lbs, you have high cholesterol. #SCP

#2: Always wanting Asian food, with too high of expectations. #SCP

#3: Neglecting chocolate for way too long. #SCP

#4: Two words: Portion. Control. #SCP

#5: The only clear mission in the store today was: GET THINGS FOR POPSICLES. #SCP

#6: Preheating the oven with a bunch of pizza pans in it from last night. #SCP

#7: Losing my student ID so I can’t go to the gym. #SCP

#8: Late getting home from work, and forgetting that potatoes take a half hour to boil. ETD (Estimated Time of Dinner): 745pm. #SCP

#9: Forgetting to take pictures. #SCP

#10: Believing the package that it comes in. #SCP

#11: Missing Korean food a lot. #SCP

#12: Every website recommends losing weight to lower your cholesterol. #SCP

#13: Having too good of a day. #SCP

#14: When 13 people you don’t even know repin your food, and it’s the proudest moment of your life. #SCP

#15. Everything I drove by on the way home from work sounded delicious. Even Burger King. #SCP

#16: Forgetting the one thing at the store that you went to there for in the first place. #SCP

#17: Starting a new kitchen. #SCP

#18: Double bagging at the store so everything would fit in one. #SCP

#19: Forgetting to shake up coconut milk… #SCP

#20: Being 20 years old, the only thing I can buy at the store that has alcohol in it is strawberry jam. #SCP

#21: You even doubt for a second if what you are making will taste good. #SCP

#22: I can’t see far enough to be able to watch Wheel of Fortune while I’m on the treadmill. #SCP

#23: Not getting paid for two more weeks… #SCP

#24: Yeah, I suck at posting things. #SCP

#25: WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THESE (H)ERBS? #SCP

#26: Wanting to give up school and be a bartender. #SCP

#27: Making extra, and then having a TON of leftovers. This is the opposite of #45.

#28: I’ve eaten way too many of these, in every stage of preparation. #SCP.

#29: I still don’t like things that are healthy for me. #SCP.

#30: We weren’t sure how long it was going to take, so we started dinner at 2:30pm. #SCP

#31: Fat Free Sour Cream. No matter how else you substitute, DO NOT SUBSTITUTE FOR THIS. #SERIOUSSCP

#32: Not having a regular kitchen. #SCP

#33: Taking two weeks of cooking to create a semi-homemade masterpiece. #SCP

#34: What am I supposed to do with all this salsa? #SCP

#35. You always think you made too much. And then eat it all. #SCP

#36: We don’t know how to estimate a half pound of potatoes. #SCP.

#37: Not having the recipe handy when blogging. #SCP

#38: Apparently you’re supposed to look underneath all the burners before you turn them on. #SCP

#39: Buying local, fresh bread can sometimes mean holes. #SCP

#40: Promising a post but being waaay too lazy. #SCP

#41: Using a recipe that you are pretty sure you didn’t use last year. #SCP

#42: When I got in the shower tonight, it smelled like garlic. I have garlic oozing out my pores. #SCP

#43: Thinking you’re eating healthy and apparently you aren’t. #SCP

#44: Thinking you’re making something original, but it tastes oddly like everything Asian you’ve tried to make. #SCP

#45: Having extra of an ingredient, so making something else for it, and then running out of the original ingredient and somehow NEVER HAVING ENOUGH. #SCP

#46: Finally figuring out that signature Korean smell after 22 years. #SCP

#47: “Generously sprinkle” still says SPRINKLE. #SCP

#48: Forgetting something when you’re emotional… #SCP

#49. You’d rather sit in bed and read food blogs than go to sleep. #SCP

#50: Not necessarily being busy, but too busy to update the blog… #SCP

#51: Not being able to use my own blog for reference because I forgot links for things… #SCP

#52: winging new things… #SCP

#53: Oil splatter. #SCP

#54. What the heck am I supposed to eat for lunch at work since I hate sandwiches and lettuce? #SCP

#55: Feeling guilty for being so excited about dinner that I forgot to take pictures. #SCP

#56 : I’m so out of shape. #SCP

#57 : Well I’m allergic to health foods. #SCP

#58: Literally so beyond full. #SCP

#59: Realizing you could have made some sort of joke or pun out of #MacWeek when it’s halfway over. #SCP

#60: Being lazy, lazy, lazy lazy. #SCP

#61: You committed to gluten-free to a really complicated recipe. #SCP

#62: Underestimating the size of tupperware containers. Every time. #SCP

#63: Forgetting how long it takes to roll cake in to balls when you’re alone. #SCP

#64: Wasting candy melts. In multiple ways. Within the same hour. #SCP

#65: Marinated artichoke hearts. #SCP

#66: Blackberry juice looks like blood… #SCP

#67: Forgetting that we didn’t own pie plates. #SCP

#68: I think my oven is wonky. #SCP

#69: Left the chicken out too long… #SCP

#70: We broke the sink. #SCP

#71: Thinking I bought a lot of things at the store and still wondering what I am going to eat this week. #SCP

#77:  Realizing it’s Saturday and you have no idea what you are going to eat next week. #SCP

#78: After going to the store for almost two hours, I didn’t cook tonight for dinner. I just had cereal. #SCP

#81: Feeling guilty for not eating anything with spinach in it today. #SCP

#82: Buying kitchen things, and then finding them already in the kitchen. #SCP

#99: I never want to look at butter ever again. #SCP

#100: Almost burning down the house. #EnormousSCP

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